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Nah its not two meats.
Ham is a type of meat that comes from arses.
So Turkey Ham is sliced turkey meat from a turkey's arse.
The reason it is red meat despite the fact that Turkey is normally thought of as white is that Turkey has both red and white meat on it...
At least thats what I have been told. If I could be bothered id double check on Bernard Mathews web site but when it comes down to it ill eat any meat as long as it tastes good. It could come from a radiation blasted, leperous eastern european and if its tastey id still chow down.
Ham is a type of meat that comes from arses.
So Turkey Ham is sliced turkey meat from a turkey's arse.
The reason it is red meat despite the fact that Turkey is normally thought of as white is that Turkey has both red and white meat on it...
At least thats what I have been told. If I could be bothered id double check on Bernard Mathews web site but when it comes down to it ill eat any meat as long as it tastes good. It could come from a radiation blasted, leperous eastern european and if its tastey id still chow down.
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- The Taker Of The Holy Tags and Bar
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Not really meat more, dry powdered meat mixed with cereal, salt, water and a good dose of white blood coagulate then pressed into the desired shape. It's the same way they make kibble (the chunks) in pet food such as Wiskas.
That's what 6 years of working for Mars (who own Pedigree) will teach you.
That and never turn up to a cat food plant with a hangover *blurrraagh*
That's what 6 years of working for Mars (who own Pedigree) will teach you.
That and never turn up to a cat food plant with a hangover *blurrraagh*
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It's cured turkey thigh meat apparently...
On a not particularly interesting side note, if a chicken or turkey is free range it's drumsticks will be brown in colour, due to the meat being lean, since the chicken is using it's legs and running around. However, if you buy a battery chicken the leg meat will be white since it will have never really used its' legs and they will be fatty. The darker meat tends to taste better.
On a not particularly interesting side note, if a chicken or turkey is free range it's drumsticks will be brown in colour, due to the meat being lean, since the chicken is using it's legs and running around. However, if you buy a battery chicken the leg meat will be white since it will have never really used its' legs and they will be fatty. The darker meat tends to taste better.
Well, I've stopped eating a lot of meat and after learning that I will not be eating processed meats (if I can help it) again!Not really meat more, dry powdered meat mixed with cereal, salt, water and a good dose of white blood coagulate then pressed into the desired shape. It's the same way they make kibble (the chunks) in pet food such as Wiskas.
Lisa, if the bible has taught us anything - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such.
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Oh, and in response to the original post, no it's not weird to eat a toasted sandwich with cold meat. I usually toast my bread a little before having a tuna sarnie
If Wyvern thinks it's weird it's probably cos he's Welsh. :wink:
If Wyvern thinks it's weird it's probably cos he's Welsh. :wink:
Lisa, if the bible has taught us anything - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such.