The Guild of Mute Assasins

Ok so why do woman have to make life so complicated.

Was kind of dating this young lady.....turns out she is significantly younger than I was lead to believe. Soooo awkward, but she is distractingly pretty and a member of team GB (so therefore stunning body). Why does god tempt me so ?

I hate woman !

Prison younger? If the answer is no then don't worry about it.

You clearly didn't notice in conversation before.

Ps what's your mobile.got a new phone and I have like 5 numbers.

Yes she's legal. I think if i couldnt tell that a girl was that young i would be in serious trouble by now.

I didnt notice the somewhat massive age difference before because i am a terrible judge of age (as this incident seems to prove).

It puts me in the position of having to back track on my previous critisism of lecherous older men. It just make me feel wrong when she calls me "daddy".

BTW. Nobody has ever called me that, and i will never get anyone to, nor would i stay with anyone that called me that without prompting (thats some parental issues too far)

Well, I'd consider changing your avatar for a start.

Its just not going to happen...Mario is too good to replace