The Guild of Mute Assasins

I'm sitting in a hotel in Florida, telling a website in England to tell a satellite in geo-stationary orbit to tell a Sky box in Edinburgh to record a program live from Canada.

It would be even more amazing if I actually cared about the Winter Olympics...

Wow. I'd just watch it on skyplayer/iplayer when you get home and not bother with the hassel.

Nah, Nicky will veg out on it when we get back.

Which is fine by me as long as she doesn't make me watch.