Mattress

[Haviland]

So, nicy comy mattress arrived today.

It's twice as high as the old one - none of our sheets fit

Off to the shops...

[Corm]

Had that problem when we replaced ours too. It said King Sized but none of our King Sized sheets "fitted" (lol farcical terminology!) it. If its one of those Memory Foam, orthepedic ones try Makro.

[Haviland]

This is a SilentNight ComyBastard7.

If it had LEDs, they'd be ultra-violet.

Us old farts need to watch our backs.

[Corm]

You mean the sort that you press a button and it changes elevation and stuff, like my grandparents have? Did you get free Tena pants too?

[Haviland]

Nah, it's just comfy.

Very difficult to get out of bed this morning.

[Corm]

...because of the security of the tena pants?

[Haviland]

They're heavier when they're full.