Michael Jackson
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Re: Michael Jackson
Just found about about this 5 mins ago - mixed thoughts, my first thought was "thank feck, once less paedo on the planet" but then realisation dawned . . . . all we're going to get on TV for weeks now is frickin Michael Jackson tributes!!! 

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Re: Michael Jackson
Yep.
According to the undertakers, he's going to be melted down and made in to plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
According to the undertakers, he's going to be melted down and made in to plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
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Re: Michael Jackson
The thing that pisses me off most is that $ony own all of Wackjobs back catalouge and will make millions out of his death. Bastards!
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Re: Michael Jackson
I heard he is to be cremated, ashes put into an Etch-a-Sketch so kids can continue to play with his knobHaviland wrote:Yep.
According to the undertakers, he's going to be melted down and made in to plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
Also, the morgue dont know what to do with his body. Plastic recycling isnt till next Tuesday

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Re: Michael Jackson
The autopsy results are in.
They ruled out
1) sunshine
2) moonlight
3) good times
looks like it was the boogie
They ruled out
1) sunshine
2) moonlight
3) good times
looks like it was the boogie
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"This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence."
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Re: Michael Jackson
but the jokes my friend the millions of jokesMorton wrote:Just found about about this 5 mins ago - mixed thoughts, my first thought was "thank feck, once less paedo on the planet" but then realisation dawned . . . . all we're going to get on TV for weeks now is frickin Michael Jackson tributes!!!
and its all ok because he ducked kids.
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Re: Michael Jackson
whats the difference between alex ferguson and michael jackson?
Fergie is definately playing Giggs in August
Fergie is definately playing Giggs in August
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"This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence."